By Vinnie Apicella

Whoa whoa whoa…whoa! Someone turn the volume down, quickly! If ever there was any indication of what the music must sound from only a band name, this one comes through in spades! Yellow Machinegun fires off round after aggressive round on "Spot Remover", a record that'll obliterate not only the "troublesome" spot they make reference to on song fourteen, but just about anything else that's foolish enough to stand in their path. They appear as a cutesy all girl trio, all smiles and hailing from the apparently not so welcoming shores of Japan… deserving of mention if only for the fact that nobody would know it otherwise-though the occasional written lyric slip might come into play if you could make out even a single word they're saying! They look harmless enough but put 'em behind their instruments and these chicks can shred with the best of 'em! Here we are up to song ten already, "I Know", just for the record, and for the life of me I can't figure out how they maintain this kind of intensity. If you're looking for your usual run of the mill girlie group, all made up and pouting over their latest failed relationship, this will be entirely too extreme for you so go back to your Seventeen magazine and wait for the next lame buzzworthy video to flash across your screen cause you won't stomach this!

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