Hard Vision

Metal Heads
(Music Video Distributors)
by John Haseltine

Bill Zebub Presents Metal Heads. Bill Zebub presents is the key word here. Upon looking at the cover for this DVD I was expecting something totally different. It says it's a dark comedy that is 100% metal. Take a glimpse into the metal lifestyle. Well I can't speak for everyone into metal out there, but if this is 100% metal, I'm fucking embarrassed! Embarrassed to tell anyone I'm remotely into metal if they were to believe any portion of what's portrayed here is metal. Sure there's some acid tripping moments and jobless losers in the film, but that goes with any genre of life. Watching this film was excruciatingly painful. I was having a very hard time following the plot. Not really sure there even is one. I was going to watch it again, but I just can't bring myself up to it. Sorry Bill, this film sucks. As one who very much enjoyed the nudity scenes in the film, they were quickly destroyed by having to watch some dude jerking of to them. Very nice selection of girls. A cool sound track as well. Features songs from High Power, Immolation, Gloomy Grim, Intervalle Bizarre, Séance, Norte Dame, The Jethros, Mortal Decay and The Beau Hunks. This film is very offensive. I only say this because it is. Didn't offend me besides the part where I had to watch it. So if you want to watch a film about a couple of idiot metal heads tripping on acid, selling videos of their ex girlfriends stripping, crashing yuppie parties and smoking winning lottery tickets, than this film is for you. The only other credit I'll give to this film is that it's 100% better than anything I could ever do. Then again, maybe I can strap a camera on my dogs head and film him licking his balls and call it a dogumentary. Now that's metal.

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